Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Fat Mike: Oh, don't be scared of them. They'll leave you alone after a while. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Translation: When they go to jail. Chris: You want to hang out after school tomorrow? Fat Mike: I can't. I got to go to Jersey to see my father. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I think I was the first kid that Fat Mike knew that actually had a father that lived at home. Chris: All right, then I'll catch you later.