Greg: How many days did you get?
Chris: Three. Ooh, I better get in there. I can't be late getting home today.
Monitor: You are late. Ten minutes.
Chris: But I was right outside the door.
Monitor: Outside is not inside. Twenty minutes.
Chris: Bu-
Monitor: Would you like to try for thirty minutes?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder how many minutes I'd get for knocking her upside the head with this book?