Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After being beat down and set up by Caruso, detention was about the safest place I could be, as long I followed the rules. Monitor: The rules are clearly posted. I suggest you read them. Adult Chris: [v.o.] The rules were simple: you talk... Monitor: Ten minutes of detention. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you eat... Monitor: Ten minutes of detention. Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you sleep... Monitor: Ten minutes of detention. Adult Chris: [o.s.] If you did anything in detention other than sit down and shut up... Monitor: Ten minutes of detention.