Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had a fight with Caruso, the school bully. He beat me so bad, I had to take the Underground Railroad home. [flashback to the fight] But somehow that story turned into this story.
Boy #1: Chris hit him in the jaw so hard, my tooth fell out.
Girl: Chris knocked Caruso's eye out, put it back, and then knocked it out again.
Boy #2: Chris beat the snot out of him. You can check his nose... no snot!
Boy #3: Chris chased him home, knocked out his family, then took their house.