Greg: What's going on?
Gloria: The Uncle of Sam got somebody else.
Chris: You mean the Son of Sam?
Gloria: Nah, they got him. This is the Uncle of Sam. He doesn't kill people, he chokes them.
Greg: He chokes people?
Gloria: Unconscious. Over seven people so far.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yet that mole still lives.
Gloria: All right, baby, now, that's gonna itch, but you'll get used to it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Unlike that mole.
Gloria: [off Chris's look] What?
Chris: Nothing.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That mole is so big, SAG made us give it a screen credit.