Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates PSATs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I wanted to be free from AP class, my father wanted a free TV. Julius: Hi. How you doing? Salesman: Hey. Julius: I'm here to pick up a TV set I won. Salesman: Oh, okay, I just need to see some ID to make sure your name's on the list. Julius: Okay. Those TVs are nice. Salesman: Yeah. Oh, we got you. Okay, Julius, just sign right here. Okay, great, that's everything. Julius: All right. Salesman: You're under arrest! Julius: What? What am I under arrest for? Salesman: Thirty unpaid parking tickets from 1982! Julius: Parking tickets?! Salesman: Yeah, maybe next time you'll think twice before you try and cheat New York City out of a quarter! Julius: Does this mean I don't get the free TV? Salesman: Get him the hell out of here!