Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Julius: Chris, I need your help. Chris: Sure. What do you need? Julius: I've got something I need to do. Look, I need you to take your mother to lunch. Here's some money. Here you go. Chris: Whoa, this is serious. Julius: I'll be back about 2:00. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I don't know what's more surprising: my mother giving my father the cold shoulder, or my father giving me cold cash.