Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates James
Bodyguard: Then why are you looking for people then, man? What, you supposed to be a detective? You Spenser for Hire, Magnum PI? Chris: No, I just need James to come with me to school tomorrow. It's for this Brother from Another Mother program. Wait. Didn't you used to be Wayne Gretzky's bodyguard? Bodyguard: James pays better. James: I thought we had an understanding. Chris: We do. It's just that the organization checks up. They want to talk to both of us tomorrow in school. James: Like I said next time you find me, you're gonna end up getting found. Adult Chris: [v.o.] James was tough, but he was still 12. Chris: Listen here, little boy, I ain't got time for this. You don't show up at school with me tomorrow, I'm gonna call your mother. James: All right, man. Dag.