Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates James
Chris: James. You know you can stay for a while if you want to. James: What for? Chris: It's a carnival. It's fun. It's not like we got them on the block. Adult Chris: [v.o.] After all was said and done, I found out a few things about James. His real name was Cleavon. He was raised by the streets. And he was still a 12-year-old kid. James: All right, man, dag. You act like you're my big brother for real. And I'm not petting no farm animals. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He was also allergic to goats.