Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates James
Julius: I wonder who that was. Rochelle: Do you? Chris: Should we go upstairs? Julius: No. Tonya: Did you get fired from your job, Daddy? Julius: No. Drew: Did you get fired from your other job? Julius: No. Rochelle: Then who was that on the phone? Julius: I don't know. They didn't leave a message. Rochelle: Why not? Julius: I don't know. Rochelle: Well, if nothing's wrong, why are you bringing me flowers? Julius: I'm just trying to treat you the way I would want to be treated if I was married to me. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now legal in California.