Chris: Ma, can I go? I got to get to school.
Julius: Hold on. Since I'm happy, I want you all to be happy. I bought you all some presents.
Rochelle: You did what?
Julius: Drew, I got you a Kangol hat.
Drew: Ah, cool.
Rochelle: Wait, wait, wait. That thing is expensive.
Julius: Tonya, I got you a Danny Glover Witness Action Play Set.
Rochelle: You bought your daughter a gun?
Tonya: It's just like the one he wounded Harrison Ford with. Thanks, Daddy!
Julius: They were out of The Color Purple Play Set. Chris, I got you the heavy-duty garbage bag with the quick ties so they won't break when you carry a heavy load.
Chris: Ah, 13-gallon. I was wondering how you were gonna top the Danny Glover thing.