Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates My Man
Chris: Ma, can I go? I got to get to school. Julius: Hold on. Since I'm happy, I want you all to be happy. I bought you all some presents. Rochelle: You did what? Julius: Drew, I got you a Kangol hat. Drew: Ah, cool. Rochelle: Wait, wait, wait. That thing is expensive. Julius: Tonya, I got you a Danny Glover Witness Action Play Set. Rochelle: You bought your daughter a gun? Tonya: It's just like the one he wounded Harrison Ford with. Thanks, Daddy! Julius: They were out of The Color Purple Play Set. Chris, I got you the heavy-duty garbage bag with the quick ties so they won't break when you carry a heavy load. Chris: Ah, 13-gallon. I was wondering how you were gonna top the Danny Glover thing.