Chris: I got an idea. The school mascot, a sleeping fish.
Greg: What about it?
Chris: Well, they need a new guy. The other guy quit.
Greg: So what, you think me running around the sidelines at a football game wearing a giant fish suit's gonna help me? Really? That's what you think?
Chris: Well, everybody loves him. And they've never lost a game with him on the sidelines.
Greg: I don't know.
Chris: Trust me.