Adult Chris: [v.o.] My new homeroom was a war zone with no general in charge.
Teacher: Okay, settle down.
Chris: You just going to sit there?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? I'm a teacher, not riot control.
Adult Chris: [v.o.]We needed Morgan Freeman with a bat!
Chris: You could say something.
Teacher: I said, "Settle down." You got a better idea?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Rubber bullets?
Chris: Yeah. You could- [gets hit in the head with a textbook]