Mr. Phillips: Well, I might be able to keep you from going to jail if you tell me what else you've stolen from our store.
Chris: Nothing. I swear, I've never stolen anything else from this store or anywhere else in my life.
Mr. Phillips: Oh, really? Are you telling me this isn't you in this picture?
Chris: No. That's Lionel Richie.
Mr. Phillips: Looks like you to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He wouldn't know Lionel Richie from Lionel Jefferson.