Malvo: I don't want to break in to high school, I want to get into high school. That'll be the first step to turning my life around.
Chris: What do you want from me?
Malvo: I want you to tutor me.
Chris: Why don't you just take the GED?
Malvo: I don't want no GED! I want the complete experience. I want to sit at the desk, I want to smell the textbooks and the chalk, and I want to be with the other kids, frolicking.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds like Michael Jackson's diary.