Chris: Hi, um, we're looking for a guest of yours.
Clerk: Name?
Drew: Wayne Gretzky.
Clerk: Wayne Gretzky, the hockey player?
Chris: Yeah.
Clerk: He's not staying here.
Chris: Are you sure this is the right hotel?
Drew: Positive. At the end of Donahue, the announcer said, guests of the Donahue Show stay at the Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
Clerk: Not all guests. If your leg was bitten off by a shark, you have a terminal disease, or you're so fat you need a crane to be lifted out of your house, then you stay here. Athletes and celebrities stay somewhere else.