Preacher: Now I believe it's the best hat-off we've had in years. Does the church agree? [shouts of agreement]
All: Amen! Amen!
Preacher: Well, I see the judges have made their decision. For the past three years, Sister Rochelle has swept the competition.
Rochelle: Hallelujah!
Preacher: But this Easter, our newest member, Sister Hattie, brings a wealth of hat expertise and her awards, too.
Rochelle: Damn. Oops. I'm sorry. [shocked murmuring]
Preacher: But this year's winner and still champ is Sister Rochelle.
Choir: [sing] Her Easter hat won the hat show Rochelle's new hat, four years in a row She can't believe that she beat Hattie This Easter hat is the hat that made history Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh...
Rochelle: Where's Chris? Where's Chris?! Where's Chris?!
Chris: Here I am!
Choir: [sing] History... Yeah, yeah, yeah.