Rochelle: Julius, come back here. I need you to help me pick out my Easter hat.
Julius: I'd rather pick cotton.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It would be less backbreaking.
Julius: Rochelle, we've been doing this for months. Just pick one.
Rochelle: Julius, you just don't pick out a hat. A hat picks you. Okay, now tell me, which one of these will look better on me?
Julius: I don't know. Where's your dress?
Rochelle: I put it on layaway. It's not out yet. Ooh, which reminds me, I need ten dollars.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother didn't put the dress on layaway because it was expensive. She just started planning for Easter at Thanksgiving.
[flashback:]
Chris: Mom, why is this cranberry sauce shaped like a rabbit?
Rochelle: Because I was testing out my new Easter molds. [holds a plate with a cross-shaped blob of gravy] Who wants gravy?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Nobody!