Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya and Drew were getting ready to become career criminals, I was getting ready for my date with Tasha.
Doc: Uh, Chris, if you look on that shelf over there, there's an ointment that'll help you with that.
Chris: Thanks, Doc, but I don't need any ointment.
Doc: So why you walking like there's something swollen, itching or burning?
Chris: Oh, 'cause Tasha asked me to escort her in the Easter pageant. So I'm practicing my walk.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Walk like that in Bed-Stuy, you better run.
Doc: Why? She seen you walk before?
Chris: Yeah, I know. It's just that she just broke up with Robert. So if I impress her now, she'll forget all about him.
Doc: And you will stroll right in and be her new man.
Chris: Exactly.