Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the First Kiss
Tasha: So do you like her? Chris: I mean, she's all right. Tasha: She a good kisser? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Better than my pillow. Chris: It was cool. Tasha: You think she's better than me? Chris: Kissing? Adult Chris: [v.o.] No. Tetherball, stupid.