Adult Chris: [v.o.] The funny thing about girls is even when they say they don't care what you do, they still care who you're doing it with.
Tasha: I heard about you and Susan.
Chris: Heard what?
Tasha: You know. Everybody knows. She broke up with Dewayne for you.
Chris: Who told you that?
Tasha: Dewayne.
Chris: Well, it's not true.
Tasha: Oh. I was going to say, after one kiss, dang.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had no idea what all that meant, but I took it as a compliment.