Greg: I've been hearing some pretty bad things about your new friend, Albert.
Chris: Like what?
Greg: People are saying he's not who he pretends to be. I mean, he's cool with you, but he's a jerk to everyone else.
Chris: You know, I think you're just jealous. Besides, what do you think other kids say about me behind my back?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I think it starts with the letter N.