Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Doc: Wait, wait, wait, Chris. If you want your job back, it's yours. Chris: What about James? Doc: He quit. James: Here you go, Doc. Chris: You're working at Hoo's now? James: Yeah, man. That's a good job. I don't know why you quit. He pays $67 a week cash. No taxes. Must be something wrong with you. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd like to kick him in the fortune cookies.