Chris: Doc, listen, I come in on time, and I never leave early. I work hard, so I deserve minimum wage. And if you're not going to give me a raise, I'm going to have to leave. It's a matter of principles.
Doc: Is that an ultimatum?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Well, is it?
Chris: Yeah.
Doc: Nice working with you.
Chris: You'd really let me go? Where else are you going to find somebody as reliable and trustworthy as I am that'll work for $60 a week?
Boy Scout: [enters] Sir, are you hiring?
Doc: Well, am I?
Chris: Are you?
Doc: Depends.
Chris: You gonna pay me?
Doc: Nope.
Chris: Then yes, 'cause I quit.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Maybe I should have gotten Al Sharpton involved.