Quote from Joey Caruso in Everybody Hates Caruso
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After two years at Corleone, I felt like things had finally started to turn around. My grades were okay, I liked most of my teachers and I had made friends... Make that, a friend. But he was a good one. There was only one problem that wasn't going away. Joey Caruso: [punches Chris] Morning, Cocoa Puffs. [Greg runs away] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Caruso had made my life a living hell. He had beaten my ass every day and nothing kept him away. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not a 104 degree fever... [Caruso is in a bath robe as he slowly walks towards Chris, takes the thermometer out of his mouth, and punches Chris in the face] Joey Caruso: [sneezes] Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...and not even a national holiday. [When Chris opens the door of his house, Caruso is dresses as Uncle Sam] Joey Caruso: Happy Fourth of July, Sammy. [punches Chris]