Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Baseball
Ticket Clerk: Hold on. You can't use these. Julius: Why not? Ticket Clerk: Why not? What do you think, I can't read? Julius: What are you talking about? Ticket Clerk: These are from last year's game. Julius: Let me see those. April, 1984? Ticket Clerk: Otherwise known as last year. Julius: I'm going to kill your uncle.