Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was so good at sneaking around, I thought about joining the CIA. Malvo: Hey! Adult Chris: [v.o.] Or maybe the D.O.A. Malvo: I got a question for you boy. What is today? Chris: Wednesday? Malvo: Nah. Today is two days after the day before yesterday. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Malvo was an idiot savant. 98% idiot, two percent savant.