Chris: So what should I do?
Principal Edwards: Just because you're you doesn't mean you can't be somebody else.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's called schizophrenia.
Chris: Now what about you? I mean, you traveled all around the world. Why'd you come back to be a principal?
Principal Edwards: I am going to tell you a story that I've never told anyone else. Not my wife, my priest, my shrink, no one.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I hope he doesn't say, "If I did it, here's how it happened."
Principal Edwards: It all began at a pancake house in Minneapolis.
Greg: Hey, Chris. What are you guys doing down there?
Chris: Nothing, just talking. What are you doing here?
Greg: Well, I called your house, and Drew said you were here. I couldn't believe it, so I had to come and check for myself.
Principal Edwards: Well, I think I'll, uh... Step outside and check on the weather. See about getting you home, Chris.
Chris: Yeah, all right.
Principal Edwards: Good, uh... Good talking to you, Greg. You, too, Principal Edwards.