Adult Chris: [v.o.] Instead of caring about my egg, I was cooking up a scheme.
Chris: I think I'm gonna boil it. That way it won't break.
Greg: You'd boil your child?
Chris: Man, you're taking this way too seriously.
Greg: I think this project is great. It's just like life.
Chris: I've been taking care of my brother and sister for years. So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take this thing home. I'm gonna put it in the refrigerator, and then when Friday comes, all I have to do is tell the class the same thing I've been doing for the past 13 years.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Which is, "Get a job!"
Greg: Chris, your egg! [Chris manages to catch his egg as it falls out of his locker] Am I going to have to call Child Protective Services on you?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At least I didn't dangle my egg over a balcony like Michael Jackson.