Rochelle: I'm going to show you just how hard it is to raise a baby, and if any of y'all catch Chris mistreating this child, you better let me know, 'cause if you do, you're gonna get a lot worse than an F. Now let's eat. Where you going?
Chris: I'm gonna go get ready to eat.
Rochelle: Nuh-uh. No, you're not. Don't you hear that baby crying? You feed him first, and then you eat. Now get that screaming child out of here.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If this happened now, I'd try to get Madonna to adopt my egg.