Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing worse than Christmas without my family is having green Jell-O for breakfast.
Nurse: Here you go. Merry Christmas.
Chris: I hate green Jell-O.
Nurse: Well, it's either this or ice chips, so take your pick.
Chris: Fine. Hey, where's Kris?
Nurse: Who?
Chris: The old White guy. He was in the bed.
Nurse: There was no one in that bed.
Chris: Yes, there was. I sat there, and I talked to him for two days. I even played checkers with him.
Nurse: Did you break into the pharmacy? 'Cause if you're stealing drugs, we'll kick you right out of here.
Chris: I didn't steal any drugs.
Nurse: You're delirious. Eat your Jell-O.