Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Kris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After he said that, I started to think about things you couldn't put on layaway. [fantasy:] Man: You took out my kidney? Doctor: Yeah, but we got you a new kidney out of layaway! Merry Christmas. [fantasy:] Man: What happened to my leg?! Surgeon: We had to cut it off. But we got you one out of layaway! Merry Christmas! [fantasy:] Woman: Doctor, is my boy going to make it? Doctor: No. But we've got another one on layaway! Woman: Bobby! Doctor: Merry Christmas! Woman: Thank you.