Teacher: Okay, our next performer is someone who is very popular here at Dolemite Elementary. First, there was Cher, then there was Madonna, Sting, and Rockwell. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Drew!
Julius: Oh, that's my boy!
Rochelle: That's my baby!
Julius: Oh, you look good. Look at my boy!
Rochelle: Look at the little girls.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew couldn't sing, but he lip-synched like an angel.