Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
Julius: What are you doing? Rochelle: Well, you always invite people over when I cook, so I figured I'll invite a few people over since you're cooking. Julius: Fine. I'm going to take a quick nap. Can you wake me up, so I can put the turkey in when Chris takes the macaroni out? Rochelle: All right, baby. Julius: Thank you, babe. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since we got up so early, it was the first Thanksgiving in history where people took a nap before the turkey. [three hours later:] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Of course she didn't fall asleep on purpose, but that didn't matter to the oven.