Quote from Joey Caruso in Everybody Hates the Buddy System
Chris: Come on, man, we've got to go. Joey Caruso: All you've been doing since we got here is complaining. Chris: Well, I haven't really seen anything. All I've seen is you eating in the cafeteria for over an hour. Joey Caruso: All right, you know what? I'm sorry. I'll just be another minute. Chris: Really? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Maybe Principal Edwards was right. Caruso might make a change. Joey Caruso: Yeah, just do me a favor, hold this. Now, go wait by the door. Chris: Okay. [As Chris carries the trinket over to the door, a team of shop workers casually surround him] Adult Chris: [v.o.] The buddy system was failing miserably, but the Black decoy system was working great.