Adult Chris: [v.o.] He would tell everybody.
Pair of Girls #1: Hey, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean everybody.
Pair of Girls #2: Hi, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even Caruso gave me some respect.
Joey Caruso: Hey, Lakeside, I didn't know you had it in you.
Ms. Morello: Well, aren't you just a little Sweet Sweetback.
Chris: Hey, well, you know.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Who knew that the secret for a guy getting girls if for a guy to get a girl!