Adult Chris: [v.o.] After getting put down by Keisha and stood up by Yvette, I was through having crushes on girls in the neighborhood, and I meant it.
Tasha: Oh, hi. You must be Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh, scratch that.
Chris: Hey. Who are you?
Tonya: I'm Tasha.
Louise Clarkson: Stay away from my granddaughter, you cockeyed hooligan.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Turns out older women didn't like me either.