Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because I was going on a date for the first time, everyone had a helpful suggestion.
Rochelle: Be sure to compliment her on her shoes. Girls like that.
Chris: Shoes, right.
Julius: Tell her you got a job. Girls like that more.
Chris: Job, I got it.
Drew: And hold a piece of gum under your tongue and let it soak so your breath won't stink.
Chris: Okay, gum.
Tonya: Oh, yeah, and if the movie is sad, don't cry. She'll think you're a punk.
Chris: It's Footloose. I ain't gonna cry.