Adult Chris: [v.o.] Asking Greg out was one thing, but Yvette was a whole 'nother story.
Risky: When you ask a girl out, you've got to have your game together.
Doc: Chris, look, a woman got a lot of choices, so you got to show her something that separates you from the other guys.
Risky: Mmm-hmm. Well, I've got the perfect thing for you: Drakkar Noir. Drives the ladies wild. Four dollars.
Doc: You can't sell that in here.
Risky: Why not?
Doc: 'Cause I'll break your other arm. Here, try this one. [sprays Chris] Yeah. That's just five dollars. [Chris coughs]