Rochelle: Chris, where's your pictures?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I hadn't told my mother about the school picture. But when they arrived, I had no choice.
Chris: Now, before you look at the picture, I have to tell you something.
Rochelle: What?
Chris: Somebody stole my clothes.
Rochelle: Somebody stole your clothes? Why in the world would somebody steal your clothes, boy?
[fantasy: Joey Caruso is autographing photos in Chris's outfit:]
Girl: I got one!
Joey Caruso: Ladies, ladies, please, I'm signing as fast as I can. Joey only has one hand.