Adult Chris: [v.o.] Of all the things in school that could affect your life forever - making friends, taking tests - the one thing that could really affect it was your school picture. If your picture looked good, everybody thought you were cool, and every girl wanted one.
[fantasy: Chris is autographing photos at a table surrounded by girls:]
Girl: I got one!
Chris: Ladies, ladies, please. I'm signing as fast as I can. Chris only has one hand.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When you took a bad picture, it was like giving out subpoenas.
[fantasy: Chris is outside the school where everyone's ignoring him:]
Chris: Hey, I got some yearbook pictures. Five by sevens, five by sevens. Wallet size. Hey, I'll frame it up for you. I will frame it up for you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] So, this year I had to prepare, and the first thing I had to do was find the right outfit. I really wanted to look good. The problem was, my mother wanted me to look good, too.
Rochelle: Chris, I got your outfit for Picture Day.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Only thing missing was a hat with a propeller.