Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Christmas
Tonya: How come you say my list is stupid? Drew: Because, everybody knows there's no Santa Claus. Come here, let me show you something. Tonya: Where are we going? Drew: I'm taking you to the toys. Santa doesn't come down the chimney. We don't even have a chimney, we have radiators. Have you ever heard of Santa Claus coming through radiators? Tonya: But how can we have our toys already if I haven't even finished my list? Drew: Because.