Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Tonya: Daddy, can we watch Three's Company? Chris: No! Tonya: Yes! Chris: I'm going to watch my basketball game! No Three's Company! Julius: It's only a half hour. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Tonya sure was lucky she didn't tell, 'cause I was two seconds away from hitting her with the monkey claw.