Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Babysitter
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sometimes my father would be so focused on everything going right, he didn't realize he was the reason it was going wrong. Julius: It's okay. Your coleslaw will be here any minute. Rochelle: Julius, why do you make such a big deal out of nothing? Julius: Because I spent good money on this. I expect it to be good. Rochelle: Well, is it about the money or is it about me? Julius: Why would you even ask me that? Rochelle: Baby, we have been waiting thirty minutes for a Dixie Cup full of coleslaw. Think about it. Oh, finally! [The waiter arrives carrying a large tray. He sets it down on a stand, removes the tiny cup of coleslaw, takes the table's number sign and packs up the tray and stand] Waiter: Enjoy your coleslaw. Julius: I'm sorry. I don't get to take you out as much as I'd like. Rochelle: It's okay, baby. Julius: I just want everything to be right. But as long as I'm with you, everything's perfect. I love you. Gunman #1: Everybody down! Gunman #2: Get down! Now! Rochelle: Damn it!