Adult Chris: [v.o.] After school, I had a plan.
Greg: This is crazy!
Chris: Man, it's a school fight. School fights only last a minute because somebody always comes and breaks them up. All I have to do is get in the first punch. Somebody will stop it.
Kids: [chant] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Joey Caruso: What are you waiting for, Cornbread?
Chris: [punches Caruso] This should be over any minute!
[thirty minutes later, Caruso is still pounding Chris as "Ebony and Ivory" plays]
Chris: Is somebody's gonna stop this?
[A White police officer walks by]