Michelle Quote #141

Quote from Michelle in The Haunting

Erin: OK, so I think she said she saw the devil up here, or beware of the devil. I mean, it definitely it had a devil-y vibe.
Michelle: Who gives a fuck about the devil? The devil's a dick. [tires blows]
Clare: What was that?
James: Shit. Flat tyre.
Michelle: Oh, well done, James.
James: It's not my fault.
Clare: Yeah, you were the one slagging off the Devil, Michelle.
Michelle: Oh, right, of course, the Devil gave us a flat tyre.
Orla: You were saying some pretty lousy things about him, Michelle.
Michelle: He's the Devil.

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 ‘The Haunting’ Quotes

Quote from Michelle

Michelle: Ugh. Where the hell are we?
James: I'll ask this woman. Excuse me? Sorry to bother you.
Sheila: A chairde. Cad e mar ata sibh?
James: Jesus, is she having a stroke?
Erin: She is an Irish speaker, James.
James: Oh, why can't everyone just speak English?
Michelle: Well, your crowd had a good stab at forcing the entire world to, but we didn't really enjoy it much, James. Imperialist prick!

Quote from Michelle

Clare: We had plans tonight.
Michelle: We can turn our jeans into hot pants any day of the week. We're talking about a free house here, Clare, a free house. We're gonna be drinking, dancing and riding.
Erin: Quick question on the old riding front there.
Michelle: Go on?
Erin: Who exactly will we be doing that with?
Michelle: Young, hot farmers. Donegal is coming down with them. Big strapping lads ripped to fuck from all the turf collecting.
Clare: Oh, don't worry about me.
Michelle: There's actually quite a few lesbians as well, Clare.
Clare: Lesbian farmers? Really?
Michelle: Lesbian farming is actually huge in the Republic. We'll get you sorted, don't worry.

Quote from Sister Michael

Sister Michael: Listen. I'm not going to make excuses for these kids, but... life has dealt them a very cruel hand, and they're living with a very serious condition. Truth is, Declan, they're from Derry.
Declan: Oh, God.
Michelle: Aye.
Declan: Well, that's punishment enough, I suppose.
Sister Michael: Quite.