Sister Michael Quote #63
Quote from Sister Michael in The Haunting
Sister Michael: What in the name of the risen Jesus is happening here, exactly?
Erin: Sister Michael, thank God. I don't know how to explain this, but...
Sister Michael: I suggest you try.
Erin: It's Robert.
Sister Michael: Who?
Erin: Your aunt Annie's husband, Robert.
Orla: He's come back from the dead, Sister.
Sister Michael: Right. My aunt's name is Maura. She never married. And this isn't her house. I only stopped here because I saw the van on the side of the road.
Clare: This... isn't her house?
Declan: Are you all high?!
Sister Michael: There's a mile to go before you hit Maura's house. The house I sent you to tidy up. The house that is still an absolute state. The house I need to have a wake in this afternoon.
James: Oh, dear.
Sister Michael: Oh, dear, indeed.
Michelle: So whose house is this, then?
Declan: Mine! Me and the wife are in the middle of moving in and... Would you just get off me, please?!
Derry Girls Quotes
‘The Haunting’ Quotes
Quote from Michelle
Michelle: Ugh. Where the hell are we?
James: I'll ask this woman. Excuse me? Sorry to bother you.
Sheila: A chairde. Cad e mar ata sibh?
James: Jesus, is she having a stroke?
Erin: She is an Irish speaker, James.
James: Oh, why can't everyone just speak English?
Michelle: Well, your crowd had a good stab at forcing the entire world to, but we didn't really enjoy it much, James. Imperialist prick!
Quote from Michelle
Clare: We had plans tonight.
Michelle: We can turn our jeans into hot pants any day of the week. We're talking about a free house here, Clare, a free house. We're gonna be drinking, dancing and riding.
Erin: Quick question on the old riding front there.
Michelle: Go on?
Erin: Who exactly will we be doing that with?
Michelle: Young, hot farmers. Donegal is coming down with them. Big strapping lads ripped to fuck from all the turf collecting.
Clare: Oh, don't worry about me.
Michelle: There's actually quite a few lesbians as well, Clare.
Clare: Lesbian farmers? Really?
Michelle: Lesbian farming is actually huge in the Republic. We'll get you sorted, don't worry.
Quote from Sister Michael
Sister Michael: Listen. I'm not going to make excuses for these kids, but... life has dealt them a very cruel hand, and they're living with a very serious condition. Truth is, Declan, they're from Derry.
Declan: Oh, God.
Michelle: Aye.
Declan: Well, that's punishment enough, I suppose.
Sister Michael: Quite.