Erin Quote #94

Quote from Erin in The Affair

Orla: I don't like strawberry Pop Tarts. I like chocolate Pop Tarts.
Erin: Mammy? Pen?
Mary: Right, here you go. Here's a pen.
Erin: That's a Biro.
Aunt Sarah: I mean, I've seen corpses that are a better colour.
Erin: I can't write with a Biro!
Orla: Which means I end up eating them out of pity.
Erin: You might as well ask Van Gogh to paint with a trowel.

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 ‘The Affair’ Quotes

Quote from Orla

Erin: How's it going? [Clare gives a "so-so" hand gesture] You're really not gonna talk for 24 hours?
Orla: Yeah, that's tough. You're better off not breathing.
Erin: Would she be, Orla? Or... would she be dead?
Orla: It's not doing me any harm.
Erin: What?
Orla: I'm not breathing for Children in Need.
Erin: That's happening now, is it, you're currently not breathing?
Orla: Correct.
Erin: Grand.

Quote from Orla

Erin: That Eileen Rafferty story did not add up, girls.
Michelle: Do you think your ma's getting plumbed by the plumber?
Orla: Well, I never trusted her, not since the day I met her.
Erin: She's your auntie, Orla. The day you met her you were a new-born baby.
Orla: Exactly.

Quote from Aunt Sarah

Gabriel: Um... [notices Mary's book] Ah! Emily Bronte. Wow, what a genius.
Aunt Sarah: We'll have to take your word for it, Gabriel, for we don't know her.