Erin Quote #96

Quote from Erin in The Affair

[Clare bangs on the door and starts doing charades]
Michelle: Oh, Christ, here we go.
Erin: Screwdriver.
James: Um, bell. Apron.
Michelle: Fanny. Big fanny? Fanny pain.
Clare: The plumber was trying to get off with Erin's ma. The plumber was trying to get off with Erin's ma, and now I need to give all of my sponsorship money back.
James: We're gonna need more details, Clare.
Clare: I saw them together in the hall. He was whispering things to her, you know, suggestive things.
Erin: My ma? He was coming onto my ma? What is he, some sort of reverse paedophile?

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Quote from Orla

Erin: How's it going? [Clare gives a "so-so" hand gesture] You're really not gonna talk for 24 hours?
Orla: Yeah, that's tough. You're better off not breathing.
Erin: Would she be, Orla? Or... would she be dead?
Orla: It's not doing me any harm.
Erin: What?
Orla: I'm not breathing for Children in Need.
Erin: That's happening now, is it, you're currently not breathing?
Orla: Correct.
Erin: Grand.

Quote from Orla

Erin: That Eileen Rafferty story did not add up, girls.
Michelle: Do you think your ma's getting plumbed by the plumber?
Orla: Well, I never trusted her, not since the day I met her.
Erin: She's your auntie, Orla. The day you met her you were a new-born baby.
Orla: Exactly.

Quote from Aunt Sarah

Gabriel: Um... [notices Mary's book] Ah! Emily Bronte. Wow, what a genius.
Aunt Sarah: We'll have to take your word for it, Gabriel, for we don't know her.